What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What car always breaks the rules?