How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?