Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?