How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do people always trip on September 22?