What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What animals make the best students?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?