What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
What goes zzub, zzub?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?