What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How much does freedom weigh?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why do cows always skip gym class?