What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the dog so popular?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?