Why are maps such great therapists?
They can get to the route of the problem.
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Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the tomato turn red?