How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Not long, it was a short stop.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why is sand so optimistic?