What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's the difference between weather and climate?