What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?