What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did electricity win the race?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?