What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do automobiles fly?