What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?