Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?