What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How is cat food sold?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?