Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why do two skunks argue?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?