What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?