What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?