Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a snowman's dog?