Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's the politest month?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which baseball player do fish root for?