Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?