What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?