Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Did you know that felines don't bite?