Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did summer say to spring?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why are scissors so forgiving?