What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do amoebas make calls?