What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How is cat food sold?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?