Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call stolen cheese?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?