What's faster, the heat or the cold?
The heat. You can catch a cold!
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?