Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?