Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?