What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What utensil does water use to eat?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?