My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What birds make average students?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?