How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?