Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Out to pass-ture.
Why are grandkids so great?
Why is a computer so smart?
Bears love exotic cars.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What does a dog say before eating?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?