What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?