Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?