What animal makes the best pizza dough?
A crust-acean.
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What animal floats best?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is the biggest ant in the world?