What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's the coldest vegetable?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?