Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?