What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?