Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do cats love to work?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?