Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Golf clubs!
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?