What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?