Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?