Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What animal has the most fun?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What tea do footballers drink?