What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do cats wear to work?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?