What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do cows go to New York?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?