What do cats wear to work?
Kitten heels.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?