What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
I dove you.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do math teachers eat?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?